I was driving the car for my old man John today when Amber Jayne flagged the cab down. The hot blonde MILF was surprised I was driving, and told me how she had plans with John. That could only mean one thing, she was a horny bugger! I offered her my dick as a consolation prize, and when I showed it to her, she asked me to come to the backseat. The blonde bird had huge tits, and sucked cock like a champ. I was so turned on that I finger fucked her pussy until she squirted, then came all over her face! That's when John turned up, whoops. At least he got to fuck her too!
I got old John to lend me the cab and picked up a funky haired woman named Liz Rainbow. Liz wanted to go to Milton Keyes, which was a ride that would cost about 90 quid. I told Liz the price, and she scoffed, saying she never paid for cabs in the UK because she always fucks the driver! I thought she was taking the piss, but she flashed me her tits and ass! I pulled over, and she sucked my cock, then I fucked her pussy silly and came all over her back and ass.
I had borrowed the cab today, and feeling plenty horny when Peter Oh Tool flagged down the cab. I wasn't really paying attention to him as I made small talk, but when I finally looked into the rear view mirror, I saw the dirty bastard had taken his cock out and was wanking it to my big tits. Well, I wasn't about to let him have all the fun, so I got in the backseat and told him to rub my pussy while I sucked his dick. After a sloppy blowjob I started to ride him, and right when I was about to have a huge orgasm, he started screaming and fled the car. Turns out I had broken his dick! I felt really bad about the whole thing, so much so that I was late getting John the car back. Peter said he'd call me when he was done at the hospital, and I hope he does so I can kiss it better.
It had been a while since I had gotten off, so John let me borrow his taxi to head out cock hunting. I think Peter Oh Tool could tell I wasn't a real cab driver right off the bat. He was headed to Camden so I started driving, but being from the Midlands, I had no idea how to get there! Eventually, I could no longer keep up the ruse and pulled over to admit I had no idea where I was going, nor did I have a sat nav. Peter asked me incredulously how a cab driver didn't know where she was going or have a sat nav, so I came clean about just driving the taxi to find some cock. Luckily for me, Peter was happy to oblige, so I got in the backseat and sucked his cock, then he fucked my pussy good until he could give me a hearty dose of cum!
A pretty blonde lady got into the backseat of the Fake Taxi today, and based on the jacket she was wearing, I guessed she was Loula Lou, the woman John had told me about. When she told me she had just taken the train to Sheffield, I knew for sure: this was the lass that fucked my old man for a ride! She talked a bit about her interaction with John, and though I wasn't willing to drive as far as Sheffield, I told her I'd take her uptown if she gave me the same deal. To emphasize her point, Loula pulled her tits out before I got into the backseat. I guess she was right horny, because I made Loula squirt several times, then fucked and ate her pussy and arse until I came all over her pretty face!
"Hang on a minute," Michelle Thorne exclaimed getting in the Fake Taxi, "you're not John!" A real detective, this beautiful blonde MILF. John was off on vacation, so he asked me to fill in for the week. I knew all about Michelle Thorne before she said a word: my old man John had told me all about how Michelle was a dirty nympho! Michelle wanted to borrow the Taxi to hunt for some cock, and I was happy to oblige her if she serviced my cock first! Jumping in the backseat, I ripped Michelle's tights open and fucked her pink pussy while she played with her big tits. She had a right fit arse, so I made sure to make John proud of me, then came all over her tits!
It was easy to spot Madison Pheonix on the street, because how often do you see a beautiful woman with big tits and bright green hair? Madison asked me to take her down to the tattoo parlour. She was headed to the shop for a consultation, one she said would cost a lot of money, so she was looking to save coins any way she could. "You wouldn't accept a cheeky blowjob for payment?" she asked me. I didn't think she was serious, but she was stone cold! I supposed this is what John has been talking about all along. I had done well that day, and she had a great set of blowjob lips, so I joined her in the backseat. She was a fantastic wild fuck, and I couldn't keep my hands off her big ass as she rode me cowgirl. I don't think I've ever cum so much in my life!
Peter got in my taxi today, but realized soon after that he didn't have any money on him. He'd been out all night at an after party, and begged me to help him find a way to sort it out. I told him he could get on his hands and knees to scrub the taxi, if he wanted! But that wasn't what Peter had in mind. I could see him blushing. I suggested if Peter could fuck me right, I might waive the cost of the cab! It had been a while since I'd had a good pounding. Peter came round to the driver's seat and played with my pussy until I squirted. Then he licked my pussy and my arse, and fucked me sideways. I gave him a nice blowjob, I loves a bit of cock, and he came all over my tongue so it was dripping down my face. He more than earned his lift. I might even have to pick him up again tomorrow to pay him back!
I picked up Michelle Thorne today, and she thought I was going to hand over the keys of the taxi, but I'd found out the little tart lost her license, and had been lying to me about it! I was just on my way to pick up her replacement, so I told her if she wants, she could help me train him in! Peter started taking the piss out of her about her license, as soon as he got in the car, but once Michelle unleashed those massive tits, he shut right up! They traded oral favors in the back while I drove around, then I dropped them off so they could be alone. By the time I got back from my breakfast down the cafe, Michelle's pretty face was covered in cum, and Peter said he'd had quite a meal as well! The perfect to welcome our newest FakeTaxi driver: Peter Oh Tool!
Today a real rogue jumped in my cab, a swaggering man named Pete who started taking liberties almost immediately. He leaned over the partition into the front to take a peek at my melons, and noticed my boobs were hanging out of my shirt, bouncing around with every bump in the road. Pete leaned over and grabbed a handful of my bare breast. The cheeky bugger! His confidence was a total turn-on for me, so I let my tank top fall down enough to expose my natural boobs and asked him to start wanking his dick while we drove to a secret spot to fuck. He was rock hard immediately, and I couldn't wait to drool over that sausage. We pulled over in the woods and I got on my knees to worship his rock hard dick. Then he pounded my cunt, slamming it balls deep in me until I was screaming out with pleasure loud enough for people to hear the next town over!
