Released : June 16th, 2014
What a treat for you guys today, two busty glamour babes posing in a sexy lingerie shoot! See Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Michelle Thorne sharing a hot lesbian encounter!
Nosy MILF Michelle Thorne is concerned when she finds out that her daughter's boyfriend (Sam Bourne) can't get the job done when the young couple try to have sex. When confronted, Sam denies that anything is wrong, but Michelle does some snooping and discovers that Sam has a love of MILF porn. Michelle figures that if Sam can get the fantasy of fucking a MILF out of his system, he'll finally be able to give her daughter the attention she deserves.
Michelle Thorne just loves dressing up for role play, and today she's pretending to be a naughty collegegirl who has been teasing the teachers by flashing her little white panties! Now Michelle wants to share with you how to jerk off in front of her, whilst she watches and plays with her favourite toy till she cums too!
Twenty years ago we saw the busty cougar Michelle Thorne in an amateur movie where she then became a regular in Pirate Magazine, however since then this spectacular MILF has eluded us, until now… Today Michelle returns in Private Specials, He is Twice My Age with her big tits and big ass in her sexiest lingerie for a fantastic fuck with stud Sam Bourne. Michelle knows that sex toys can never replace a real cock as this horny cougar wastes no time pouncing on her man and getting the hard anal fuck she so craves with a juicy creampie to finish.
I saw a big titted blonde bimbo on the side of the road so I stopped, and it turned out to be the horny minx Michelle Thorne! MIchelle was looking very summery in a yellow dress. When she got into the taxi, I was sure she was going to try to convince me to take the car out again, but without a license, I couldn't let her have it. That's when Michelle told me to look between her tits, and pulled out a brand new license! She was looking for some cock and it had been a while since we had fucked, so I decided that if she wanted the keys she'd have to suck my cock, rim my arse, and sit on my dick! Michelle went above and beyond, even giving me a footjob, and then I covered her face and big tits in spunk. Enjoy your trip, Michelle!
I was driving along and saw Jonny Cooper flagging down the cab, so I pulled over hoping to get some dick. Jonny told me was a student on his way to the university, and that was music to my ears. I absolutely love penniless students because they'll do anything. I offered him a free ride if he showed me his cock, and he quickly started wanking. I found us a little quiet spot and got into the backseat so I could enjoy his cock. I got his dick nice and slippery with a horny blowjob, then climbed on so he could fuck my tight pussy. He ate me out for a bit, then I had the lad fuck me missionary so I could play with my tits at the same time. We got real hot and sweaty in the backseat, so we continued in the front seat, and Jonny came all over my pussy. He was so good, I offered him another free ride tomorrow!
"Hang on a minute," Michelle Thorne exclaimed getting in the Fake Taxi, "you're not John!" A real detective, this beautiful blonde MILF. John was off on vacation, so he asked me to fill in for the week. I knew all about Michelle Thorne before she said a word: my old man John had told me all about how Michelle was a dirty nympho! Michelle wanted to borrow the Taxi to hunt for some cock, and I was happy to oblige her if she serviced my cock first! Jumping in the backseat, I ripped Michelle's tights open and fucked her pink pussy while she played with her big tits. She had a right fit arse, so I made sure to make John proud of me, then came all over her tits!
I saw Sophie Anderson's big fake tits from around the corner, so when she flagged the cab down I was quite pleased She was a right filthy slut, and started talking about how erect her nipples were the second she sat down! She was teasing me a bit when I saw my old fling Michelle Thorne shivering on the side of the road. Sophie was game to pick her up, so she hopped in to get out of the cold. These two big-titted bimbo sluts had barely know each other 5 minutes before they were fingering each other in the backseat! I couldn't wait to get back there and get a double blowjob from them, and then a double rimjob! Sophie tongue-fucked my arse while Michelle sucked my cock, and then I took turns fucking each of them! When I came all over their faces my t-shirt was a little messy, so I went to change...and the two girls hatched a scheme!
Sophie Anderson and I had just fucked that old cheeky pervert John, but the whole time during the threesome I couldn't stop thinking about how I wanted her all to myself! I decided to borrow the FakeTaxi and picked Sophie up. She was the most dirty girl I had ever played with, and I loved it! Sophie told me she was a fan of my films, and that she often played with her pussy while watching them. As she said these words, her fingers starts to rub her clit. I didn't want to crash so I drove her to a secluded location, hopped in the backseat and started playing with her huge tits. We went down on each other all over the cab, and I admit, made a bit of a mess! I ate Sophie's big ass while she fingered her pussy and came, then I rode her face as she moaned in pleasure! When John found us, the cab was a mess, but with a wink and a proposition, John forgave us real quick!
I picked up Sam today, on his way to uni, and he'd shot up so much since I last saw him! But he told me he was on his way to school to quit! He said something about not being very smart, plus there was a girl he fancied who much preferred the jock type. I was hoping a talk would help, so I found us a place to stop and chat. I assured Sam he's a handsome young man, and some day women will see it, and before I knew it, we were kissing and he was sucking on my nipples! Sam even said he'd dreamed about my big tits a few times before! He liked the feel of me touching his cock, so I took it out of his pants and showed that young man how a real woman should treat him. He had a sexy body, and a big cock, and there's just something so hot about being the dominant one in the situation--I had to fuck him! I showed him my pussy, then I sat it right down on his dick and rode him in the backseat. We even got out of the car for a go, and in the end, I wanked his cum all over my tits. Sometimes all that's needed is a little sexy comfort...
I picked up Michelle Thorne today, and she thought I was going to hand over the keys of the taxi, but I'd found out the little tart lost her license, and had been lying to me about it! I was just on my way to pick up her replacement, so I told her if she wants, she could help me train him in! Peter started taking the piss out of her about her license, as soon as he got in the car, but once Michelle unleashed those massive tits, he shut right up! They traded oral favors in the back while I drove around, then I dropped them off so they could be alone. By the time I got back from my breakfast down the cafe, Michelle's pretty face was covered in cum, and Peter said he'd had quite a meal as well! The perfect to welcome our newest FakeTaxi driver: Peter Oh Tool!
Still on the lam from my former Kent driving life, I met up with Michelle Thorne today to tell her why I'd been hiding out. She couldn't believe the story, and was glad I was okay. Of course, she was looking super fit with those enormous tits of hers poking out of that little dress! And I do have a soft spot for sexy blonde MILFs. I didn't need to go out on the prowl at all, with Michelle's delicious pussy right in my backseat! And with all the rumours going around, the poor tart hadn't been able to get her naughties in a while either. Michelle played with her pussy while I drove us to my brand new shagging spot. She knows exactly where my sweet spots are, the horny bird! She gave me a fantastic gagging blowjob and when my cock was nice and wet, I got the best tittyfuck with those incredible knockers. I left her pussy dripping with my cum. Always a lovely sight, and always a lovely time with the spectacular Michelle Thorne!
Michelle has finished her grocery shopping and one of the store's employees kindly offers to help carry her bags to her car. Jordi is expecting some money in exchange for his kindness, only to his surprise this horny MILF wants him to give her the tip—of his dick that is! Will Michelle be able to seduce Jordi into coming home with her, or does this sneaky slut need to bag “The Scoundrel”?
Handsome banker Marc got in my taxi today, and I was just complimenting him on his nice suit, when the cheeky bloke decided to play a trick and make me think he was robbing me! He gave me such a fright, I nearly peed my pants! Weirder still, Marc confessed that turned him on a little bit, that he'd always had a fantasy about robbing someone. Since I was feeling pretty horny myself, I suggested we find a place to park and have a little fun! Marc was totally on board, reaching in the front to feel my huge tits and calling me a fucking sexy bitch. I jerked him off with my leather gloves while I licked that big dick of his, then stuck my tongue in the dirty bugger's arse. He gave me a nice, rough pounding, then left me with a sticky, dripping creampie before I drove him to work.
Ben got in my car and recognized me as the "busty blonde" from the paper! He promised me he wasn't a reporter, so I confessed it was me. I had recently gotten in a lot of trouble for having sex with a passenger in a car park, which the sneaky bloke knew already, I'm sure. We talked for a bit before he thanked me, saying he had his story, and see you later! It turned out Ben was a reporter, and in exchange for his silence, wanted me to take him on one of my special rides. Dirty old Ben! Whatever. I'm always up to fuck. We made a deal and slipped off to one of my secret spots. I hiked my skirt up over my stockings and gave the arsehole a nice deepthroat blowjob, just like he wanted. I let him play with my tits. I rode him like a proper cowgirl. I even swallowed the cheeky cunt's cum! And in the end, you know what? He begged me to keep quiet about what had happened, like the little bitch I knew he was.
I really don't like tardiness. And even though Michelle Thorne walked in with her big fake tits popping out of her little black dress, I couldn't excuse her behavior. I had to teach this MILF a lesson on punctuality, so I put her over my knees and gave her bare ass a good spanking. There's something about a submissive client that really gets me all riled up! As soon as I undressed her, I grabbed her nude pantyhose, tied her up, and pinched her hard nipples. I could tell this blonde bombshell wanted more with her constant moaning. Turning her around, I fucked her doggystyle on the casting couch. Patiently waiting for my cum, she took a delicious facial. I don't think Miss Thorne will ever be late again!
When Sade Rose came into my taxi and talked about her sexually frustrating night, I knew I had to do something about it! Sharing a love for lesbian sex, I screeched to a halt, hopped into the back seat, and dove into her beautiful wet ebony pussy. She even happily went on all fours so that I could spank and lick her perfectly round ass. As my big fake tits bounced wildly, Miss Rose couldn't take her hands off of them, licking my hard nipples and then following my toned torso down to my sweet shaved snatch. No one is ever left sexually unsatisfied with me!
If you've ever seen one of the naughty videos that come from my dirty deeds operating a London taxi, then you'll know I go buck-wild for handsome black men like Dru. He turned on the charm the moment he got in the cab, and I thought he was like any of the wankers who try and chat me up. Nope, Dru sprang forward and tried to rob me, he only backed down when I told him about the security camera rolling, and the evidence I'd hand right over to the police. While I drove, I made him pull out his big black cock and start wanking it so I could see, and told him just to wait for me to join him in the back, because he was in big trouble! As soon as I started jacking him, he took charge again, and made me deepthroat his cock, pushing on the back of my head until I was gagging on his juicy dick. Dru started motorboating my big fake boobs, then he slipped his anaconda in between and titfucked me, before long I was desperate to get pounded for real, and after nailing me, he was kind enough to blow a massive cumshot all over my MILF pussy.
It's rare that I pick up someone I know, but when Sam jumped in my cab, I was blown away to see what a strapping bloke he'd grown up to be! After catching up a few moments, he told me he was bummed out, and thinking of dropping out of university. I couldn't have that, and since it was clear he just needed a little pick-me-up, I pulled over and got in the back to give him a little pep talk. But one thing led to another sitting so close to him, and we started fooling around. Sam licked and sucked on my nipples, the way he played with my big tits made me so horny, so I took out his big prick and showed him how a Milf gives head. Sam was groaning with pleasure as I sucked his dick, but I needed him inside me so badly, so I jumped on top and rode him cowgirl. He really hit the spots when he started pounding me from behind, my big British ass hanging out the cab as he slammed it home with every deep thrust!
What was I supposed to do when some strange woman I'd never seen before snuck into my cab and hid in the back while I'd parked? Coco Chanel Santos told me she was hiding out from a bad situation with boyfriend, and needed someone to keep her safe. I went to the back to comfort her, and of course, one thing led to another and before long we were having lesbian sex. I spread Coco's thighs and went down on her, showing her the rare pleasure she could enjoy from a woman's tongue. We switched positions after I'd eaten her out, and she played with my huge fake tits and fingerfucked my pussy like a natural, even though she swore it was the first time she had ever had girl-on-girl sex. One orgasm turned into multiple orgasms, and we found ourselves cumming again and again, Coco's skillful tongue and fingers had my hips quivering and my pussy tingling with the intense pleasure of a G-spot orgasm.
When this big strapping tattooed stud Kane got in my cab with no shirt on, I couldn't help admiring his muscular body in the rearview mirror. I was joking around when I told him if he was going to ride shirtless, he might as well take off his pants too, but he did it! I started watching as he stroked his big fat sausage, tugging the shaft in a way that got my mouth watering, the big tease! I pulled my shirt down and showed him my huge tits, and started planning the shortest route to a private lot where I could get my hands on that boner. As soon as we pulled over, he buried his face in my breasts and motorboated me, then went down to taste how wet my pussy was. Then he took over the blowjob to facefuck me like a man, ramming his dick home in my throat until I was gasping and gagging on his massive shaft! I jumped on top and straddled him, riding his dick until we'd both had powerful orgasms, another fun day driving my cab!
Imagine my luck picking up this handsome guy on his way home after meeting a couple of his mates. He was so good-looking, I got a bit distracted and wound up so lost, Antonio had to guide us home! We had some time to banter and share secrets, and I when I told him I was an ex-porn star, he admitted to being a bit of a ladies' man himself. I let Antonio know he could add another notch to his belt with me right then and there if he wanted, and he was down! All I wanted when I joined himin the back was to pull down his pants and get my hands on his big black cock, but first he pulled up my dress and went down on me. He went down and ate my ass while I masturbated my clit in circles, then he licked my pussy and fingered me so hard until I was ready to scream! I kept my stockings on for the good part, when Antonio whipped out his beautiful hard cock for me to suck on, and then ride to the big finish!
Michelle Thorne is concerned about her stepson, Danny D, who is clearly suffering from his lack of lady love. Michelle decides to build a sex robot for Danny and creates Misha Cross, a beautiful babe willing to please Mr. D and cure him of his sexual frustration! While only a prototype, Ms. Thorne steps in and shows slutty Misha some hands on learning—like how to fuck for real!
My first day driving the naughty taxi around town, and would you believe the hunk of junk wouldn't start? Lucky for me, this handsome black bloke walked by and he was willing to help me get it started. He fiddled around a bit under the hood, and when I tried the ignition again, the engine turned over! Since he was so helpful and kind, I just had to try and repay him somehow. Sensi was too polite to accept a ride, but I couldn't let him slip out of my grasp without trying everything I could to get a peek at what he was packing in his pants. When I joined him on the back bench, he sucked on my nipples and played with my big fat tits, then fingerfucked me until I squirted so hard! After I couldn't wait another second, I pulled off his pants and saw for my own eyes what a lovely big black cock he had, and promptly got to work sucking and fucking him like the proper British slut you know I am!
Private's erotic radio gets physical with married slut Michelle Thorne! This busty milf rips off her sexy lingerie and starts sucking some hard cock. After a tongue out blow job she bends over and takes it from behind, groaning and moaning as he trashes her wet pussy. She shows her experience handling young cock, she climbs on top and grinds her firm ass out, shoving her huge tits in his face as she rides him. Finally, this saucy cougar drains his cum, taking a sticky load all over her luscious breasts.
Michelle Thorne is one horny and bored teacher who just wants to get fucked. Unluckily for her, student Jordi is too focused on passing his English lessons to notice how this busty professor is hungry for his cock! Ms. Thorne tries her best to take Jordi's focus off the test paper and onto her tits, but she'll soon get a lesson of her own as she rides this Spanish stallion until she can't stop cumming--and moaning--for more!
Danny is on his way over to Michelle's house to fuck her brains out, but discovers her husband is working from home that day. Before leaving he intercepts a mail courier on Michelle's front step and signs for a parcel full of mysterious liquid. After downing the liquid he soon discovers he's invisible! Looks like he won't have any trouble fucking Michelle right in front of her husband.
Ive always had a thing for my horny neighbour Michelle Thorne and when i payed her a visit the other day. I did not expect things to get so physical, well im not complaining it was amazing. I popped next door to chat about my dirty other half who i suspect is cheating on me. One thing lead to other and before you know it, we started to kiss. Which felt electrifying, i was instantly wet. My pussy was aching to be played with and the more Michelle kissed me, the wetting i became. This went on for a while then Michelle started to finger me, I fingered her, we licked each other and took it turns. I've never been so turned on and certainly not with a girl. Well, we didn't stop there..! We continued to satisfy each other with various toys and we had a cheeky smoke over our wet pussies. This is my hardest, naughtiest and longest video yet..!
Santas little helper Michelle Thorne is ready for the big day, so she's wearing her sexy Christmas lingerie and her silky red xmas stockings. But she then started to feel a bit cold especially around her tiny red G-string area, so she pulled out her giant toy and warmed her wet pussy up infront of the Christmas tree!
In October, 1996, Linsey Dawn McKenzie was just getting warmed up. Already England's big-bust superstar with countless fans, Linsey would own the camera in mere seconds after she stepped onto the set in London. This pictorial is an excellent example. Her incredible body and natural modeling talents made her invincible. Years later, in 2001, after hardcore sex videos and photos were legalized in the United Kingdom in 2000, Linsey spoke to SCORE magazine's editor about her first boy-girl scene. 'When I first started my career I decided that I was going to take things nice and easy. I was trying...
Letters To Linsey 'Linsey, I have been a fan of yours since 1999 when I first saw you in an issue of SCORE. You are by far the most beautiful model I've seen anywhere and it's an honor to finally be a member of LinseysWorld. Thank You.-J.' 'You have got to be the most stunning lady ever. If there was any justice in the world, every lady would look like you. Just wish I could find a girlfriend that looked like you. You are stunning. Please keep up the good work. Loads of love.-J.' 'Hey, Linsey, how's it going? I dig your site. So have you been named hottest woman on the planet yet? If not, then whose ass do we have to light a fire under to make it happen? Talk to you later.-B.' 'I had the pleasure of being on Boob Cruise in 1997 with you and I still remember it like it was yesterday. I still look over all the photos I took of you and the other girls. I love your site and your latest videos are better than anything else on the web
'I always have a difficult time buying clothes. A girl really can't come out on top when she has a large bust like mine. It's very difficult to find and buy the right outfits. I can always buy something that fits my boobs but then it's too big for my bum. Or I can buy a dress that makes my bum look nice but it's not cut to fit my breasts. It's also difficult to find bras, really attractive bras. The lingerie shops here in England sell 'Granny' bras, bras that older ladies will buy, but not the special looking kind of brassieres that I like to wear. If there are any brilliant bra shops in London that have sexy, unique bras that can be fitted to my boobs, I want to know their address.'
Up for a little spank and smothering session with Magnificent Mistress Linsey, Goth Girl prototype? Got what it takes to hop onto that stool and let the lady teach you a lesson you'll never forget? 'Have you been having nasty thoughts about me again?' demands Linsey, who does to that supersexy corset what no one else can. With her amazing rack daring you to submit, how are you going to reply? Tell her you're not raising the Titanic? You wouldn't want to make her angry, would you? An angry Linsey is no pretty sight. When LDM dons fishnets and leather, it's impossible not to think nasty thoughts. The punishment she metes out to pricks is indescribable.
LDM is the gold standard for big tits, great body, nice face, beautiful pussy and creamy ass. Many models have been compared to LDM and none have beaten her so far. Who has come close to the number of pictorials and magazine appearances around the world, including the UK before she was 18? She deserved to win SCORE Model of the Year for years. Finally, it is long overdue that she won the title. With all due respect to Julia Miles, LDM is by far the superior woman and I don't understand those voters. Had she lost again, I would have prepared a vitriolic three page letter to SCORE in protest
As far as I'm concerned Linsey Dawn McKenzie is SCORE magazine! Linsey is not only the SCORE Model of the Year again, she is the SCORE Model of the Century!-S.H.' 'Model of the Year: Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Nicole Peters and Ines Cudna keep looking better every time you show them. They are in a close battle for second. Linsey is miles ahead in this race.-T.S.' The SCORE and Voluptuous Contests are coming to a close. There is one more week of voting before the ballot box is sealed. If you have not voted yet, click here to the pictorial Flashback To Flashdance for the rules.
What's black and white and red all over the nicest all-natural boobs in creation? You guessed it, Linsey's outfit. But, not for long. In fact, it might be black and white and red all over, but Linsey is dying to show you what she has that is soft and damp and pink all under! 'I would like to see Linsey in a button-down shirt. Just another take on some office fantasy or whatever. Thanks.'-B. The opener of this new photo shoot may fit part of the bill. In Linsey news, the December 2004 issue of Looker magazine is now on sale. This edition features a six page layout of LDM produced at the SCORE Studio in Miami. Looker's editor Dave Rosenbaum writes: 'Nearly two years ago, we offered $10,000 to any woman who could show us a pair of natural hooters better than the rack being carried around by England's Linsey Dawn McKenzie. In the March '04 issue of Looker, we announced that a winner still hadn't come forward and that the contest was still open. The reason for our generosity was simple: We wanted to give away the 10 grand. We wanted to see a pair of naturals that was better than Linsey's HH-cups. Because, we figured, if there's one pair like Linsey's, doesn't there have to be another somewhere out there? Turned out there isn't. Anywhere. And now it can be said with certainty: Linsey Dawn McKenzie, whose breasts are a true gift from God, has the best tits in the world
Sometimes, girls just wanna veg out. In that couch potato tradition, so does Linsey Dawn. Linsey deserves a little couch time for herself, right? These requests and comments have come in, this one from O.: 'More shots of Linsey's boobs from below, preferably jiggly closeups. More talking, especially like the sequence in the middle of the Matrix video in which Linsey talks us through what we should do with ourselves for her. Less masturbation. A scene where Linsey's boobs get absolutely covered in jizz (real or fake, it's all good) would be nice.' W. says, 'Oil, oil and yes, more oil, all over that gorgeous bod. One other suggestion. a more natural look, less make-up or none at all. The pics I've seen of Linsey with no makeup have been the most beautiful!' Finally, A. writes, 'Make a video of Linsey trying on bras of various sizes, where she puts the bras on and takes them off. She rubs her nipples when the bras are off and rubs her nipples when the bras are on
Steve Sullivan, American editor of the zine 'Glamour Girls Then And Now' lists Linsey as #27 in his latest rankings of The Glamour Girls Hot 100. Sullivan writes: 'One of the supreme big-bosom legends of the modern era, the British brunette just turned 26 on August 7, has 6 pages from her new hardcore video Maximum Insertion in the December SCORE after sharing the cover of the November issue. Linsey has been a top finalist in Voluptuous Model of the Year voting four straight years. On November 4th, '05, LinseysWorld will post Linsey's XXX threesome shoot from her new video.
Hi Linsey, Your new photoset 'Barn Buster' is great! I especially liked Photo #30. Linsey, you are the best! Bill.' 'Dear Linsey, First thing I would like to say is that I love your website. I love the photos that are on your website and the videos. I bought your new video called Maximum Insertion. I think it's one of your hottest videos. Some of your pictures say that you have a problem finding a bra that fits you. I see that you wear a size 36HH. What size is your rib cage? [28 inches] I would love to help you find the right bra to fit you. Sincerely yours, Kurt.' Dear Linsey, As a longtime member, I must confess to my Linsey addiction. My Thursday evenings are usually devoted to devouring your new offerings and I find myself wrecked for the women I know in real life because your raw sensuality and provocative nature captures my attention. And while I love your site and have bought your DVDs, I have a suggestion or two that will make your site even better. In brief I miss my 'old friends.' I speak of the old photo shoots that have come and gone. And not just those that are only meant to be posted for a month. There are some wonderful older shoots that disappear forever. If it's a matter of only having so much storage space on your site, why not stimulate the members' sense of curiosity by shuffling various removed shoots back into the archives on occasion. I know I would look forward to what would be reappearing each week. And you wouldn't even have to re-announce it on the home page. Let us figure it out for ourselves by looking through your archives. Do two or three or four shoots at a time. Keep them rotating and keep us coming back more than ever. It's just a thought. As a longtime member and admirer, I figured it wouldn't hurt to send you my ideas. Be well, Tom.
Experiencing stiffness and rigidity? No worries, mates. Linsey Dawn has the right cure for hardening of the man gland. The doctor is in and the doctor is Linsey. Here's why the British health care system is the best in the world. You know the drill. Cough! Now watch as she opens up and says, 'Aaaaaahhhhh.' With Linsey administering this examination, she can make you this promise: You'll not need a prescription for Viagra or Cialis or any of those new fancy medications. Whatever ails you, if Linsey Dawn can't cure it, she can, at the very least, make you forget about it for a while. We can picture a weekly television show out of this: 'Dr. McKenzie, Medicine Woman
I have looked at your photos and watch the videos of you and you have a great little body on you. I think my favourite video is of you being a teacher. God! I wish you were my teacher. And I throught I had big breasts with a 34D. I loved to hear you moan as it made me so wet and horny. I'd better stop watching your video before my PC burns itself out. Lots of love & kisses. Joanne D., UK. Linsey, your pics and videos are great. What a body! You've got the best body I've seen in a miniskirt on the net.-A. That Bra Saleswoman video was great. I've watched it at least three times. I love how you speak and move. Watching you try on bras and panties, I had to wank. It was too much to take
Play with balls! Well, actually it's 'Play ball!' in American baseball vernacular. But with Linsey suiting up, can you blame us for a little wistful thinking? After all, Linsey with her hands wrapped around wood of any sort is enough to get us warmed up in the on-deck circle, and watching her swing for the fences is truly a thing to behold. Hey, any woman with that much hanging out over the plate is going to grab your attention, and when she turns on a pitch, she turns heads, too. We're not sure why the motorcycle helmet is on the bed--it's tough for us to picture Linsey crotch-rocketing along the A1 in a Harley. Unless she was starkers, that is.
May 2006 Voluptuous magazine features a six page spread of LDM in the pictorial called Linsey On The Job (aka Linsey Computer). Here are the final top four voting tallies for SCORE's Model of the Year 2005 contest as posted in the July 2006 edition of SCORE (Linsey won for 2004.) Minka 2,642 Nicole Peters 2,366 Sharday 2,155 and Linsey Dawn 1,467. The following are comments from the faithful: 'Nicole Peters and Ines Cudna keeping looking better every time you show them, but they are in a close battle for second. Linsey is miles ahead in this race.'-Tom. 'Linsey Dawn McKenzie--the best of the decade!!!!'-Jack. 'Bloody hell, Linsey should be Model of the Century!'-Steven. 'The first, the best, a fan of hers since 1996.'-Martin. Thank you all
Of all the tops that Linsey has worn, there is perhaps none more dangerous for unexpected revelation than the simple, yet unappreciated, tube top. Yes, there is always the potential for Linsey to pop out of a tight halter top, but the tube top is the one piece of clothing that Linsey runs the risk of popping out of either the top or bottom, and possibly both at the same time. The editor of Glamour Girls Then and Now (GGTAN.com), Steve Sullivan, informs LinseysWorld that: 'Thanks to Linsey's hot new layout in the September 2004 SCORE, she'll be zooming right up the Glamour Girls' Hot 100 rankings list.* Linsey has racked up a sensational 139 weeks in the Hot 100 since the survey began in December 1999, more than any other figure model other than Pamela Anderson, Victoria Silvstedt, Victoria Zdrok, and Veronika Zemanova. She is, without question, one of the all-time greats. Linsey, keep up the good work.' *Glamour girls earn credit in the GGTAN Hot List for each weekly chart in the following categories: movies, magazines, TV, Internet, music, home video, sports, beauty & sex appeal, and miscellaneous entertainment venues such as stage or radio.
This private eye pictorial is famous among LDM cognoscenti. Produced in October of 1996, two months after LDM's 18th birthday, this pictorial was called Linsey For Hire in the April 1997 edition of SCORE. It was eight pages, contained 17 photos and was the closing layout of the magazine, a space traditionally saved for the powerhouse model of the issue. Published in the magazine, but missing from the 92 photos here, is an extreme close-up of her tongue touching the cylinder of the revolver. The cover featured LDM stripped to bra, panties and heels. This highly collectible edition is sold out of the LDM Store but can probably be found in used magazine stores and websites, and on eBay
Recent exploration of several cases of photo sets have uncovered a few London-produced pictorials of LDM in the late '90s that have never been posted on LinseysWorld. The treasure trove includes a duo with now-retired mega-buster Tawny Peaks (a set we thought might have been lost) and a set with Russian Kathy aka Katarina-Nikita, who isn't especially busty but is very sexy nonetheless. LinseysWorld will begin posting these sets in November, '07.
When Linsey Dawn breaks out her tasty little plaid skirt, look out! School's out! This week is about how hot Linsey gets in the shortest skirt possible. A teeny weeny skirt over white cotton knickers should not go to waste, so get behind Linsey Dawn and show her how hard things can be. How hot she gets is evidenced by the fact that Linsey Dawn did not stray far without grabbing something long and hard and meant to probe pussies. Linsey has her huge tits to rub and that shiny pink button to work while riding that vibrating gizmo of hers into a McKenzie frenzy. In 'LDM In The News,' Soccer Six celebrated its 10th anniversary at Leeds United's Elland Road Stadium on Sunday, 16th May 2004. Soccer Six is a major event in the music, sports and celebrity world. Linsey was part of the TV and pop celebrity group for this event which raises money for the Prince's Trust and Give A Child A Chance charity.
Ow! Bow before Linsey, penitents, or feel the lash of her strop. Yes, straight from the Ilsa, She Wolf of the S.S. ladies fashion catalog, this decorative, butt-kicking little number Linsey is strapped into is perfect for that casino weekend in Monte Carlo or an old-fashioned ass-walloping bondage convention in San Francisco. After seeing Linsey bundled up in multiple layers of thick clothing all weekend in chilly old Chillingham Castle on the TV show I'm Famous and Frightened, it's a relief to see her wearing less material than it takes to make a cocktail napkin. Is Linsey really as tough as leather. Actually not. She's really as gentle as a pussycat. Now bend over for her.
Sharing is caring. Linsey chose to share her breasts with all of mankind and we are grateful. In this bubbly pictorial, Linsey comes clean sharing quality bathroom time on LinseysWorld as the soap suds fill the air. This is no ordinary wash-up. This is an LDM soaker. What turns Linsey on? 'Things that turn me on: someone touching my thighs, on the inside. Kissing my neck. Biting me, gently. I like that. My turn-offs: Bad breath. Poor hygiene. Guys, take my advice. To please the ladies, before you go on a date after work, go home and shower up.'
Of all the tops that Linsey has worn, there is perhaps none more dangerous for unexpected revelation than the simple, yet unappreciated, tube top. Yes, there is always the potential for Linsey to pop out of a tight halter top, but the tube top is the one piece of clothing that Linsey runs the risk of popping out of either the top or bottom, and possibly both at the same time. The editor of Glamour Girls Then and Now (GGTAN.com), Steve Sullivan, informs LinseysWorld that: 'Thanks to Linsey's hot new layout in the September 2004 SCORE, she'll be zooming right up the Glamour Girls' Hot 100 rankings list.* Linsey has racked up a sensational 139 weeks in the Hot 100 since the survey began in December 1999, more than any other figure model other than Pamela Anderson, Victoria Silvstedt, Victoria Zdrok, and Veronika Zemanova. She is, without question, one of the all-time greats. Linsey, keep up the good work.' *Glamour girls earn credit in the GGTAN Hot List for each weekly chart in the following categories: movies, magazines, TV, Internet, music, home video, sports, beauty & sex appeal, and miscellaneous entertainment venues such as stage or radio.
Letters To LinseysWorld 'For years, I have been a steadfast subscriber to your website. Seasons come and go, as do the years. No matter how my life changes, no matter the ups or downs, no matter the women in my life at the time, I always look forward to Thursday evenings when the new photos of Linsey are posted. I have a nice little ritual where I sit with a glass of wine, put on some classical music and open up the new photos for the week. I have to say that the most recent posting (Purple Piecemaker) is one of the best I've seen in the nearly ten years I've been a member. If I could take the time to catalogue what I consider my favorite 100 shots through the years (something that would be difficult to do) I would have to rank photo 18 right up there. It is hauntingly erotic. Linsey is starkly beautiful in the photo. It is clean, basic and overwhelmingly drips with a sensuality other women can only dream of. I can imagine sitting up and bed and seeing just such a sight and my God, that would be it, perhaps the most beautiful vision ever glimpsed.-Tom
Several members have named their favorite LDM photo sets and videos. For Phil, best video is The Green Room and best photo set is Unzipped. Russell says his favorite Linsey pictorial is BootyFull. Mohammed says 'my favorite currently posted photo set is Extreme Cleavage Bustier and my favorite current video is Linsey The Nerd.' Joe says his favorite video is Cuntess Suckula (although he says he's not a fan of the title.) Peter's favorite photo set is an earlier set, Filled Fishnets. F.S. is torn between A Good Day To Park It and Working At The Car Wash. Michael loves all the theme-based videos and has saved every one of them. Thanks, guys!
Other models talk about Linsey: Annie Swanson (SCORE and Voluptuous model): Voluptuous: When you first saw your boyfriend's Voluptuous magazines, which models caught your eye? Annie: Obviously Linsey Dawn. That's a given. Voluptuous: Why Linsey? Annie: She's got a gorgeous face. And, you know, she has a big rack compared to her waist. You know, it's nice to see girls who have bigger boobs than me, because you don't see girls with big boobs walking on the streets. Angela White (SCORE and Voluptuous model): 'I love Linsey. I think I've got a little obsession with her. I'd like to dominate Linsey because she's portrayed as the best big-boob model in the United Kingdom, and it gives her power. She's got those big boobs and that tiny, little waist. I just want to overpower her. I'd go nuts. I'd probably just, like, get a dildo and start fucking her, and I'd probably make her lick me out, sit on her face, that kind of thing.' Kellie Garnett (SCORE and Voluptuous model): SCORE: Was school a good experience? Kellie: It was good. But it was very daunting because I didn't feel I was a part of everybody else because they were all very flat chested. But then there was a time when I got to be 16. There's a local paper in London called The Daily Sport, I don't know if you know it, I'm sure you do and I saw Linsey Dawn McKenzie in there for the first time and I thought, 'Wow, there's another girl out there who has boobs as big as mine.' So I think from then on it was a positive experience. Gina Marie LaMontana (Voluptuous model): Voluptuous: Is there anyone you've seen in Voluptuous that you admire or that you're impressed by? Gina Marie: It takes a lot to impress me, but I think Linsey Dawn McKenzie is phenomenal. She always looks very good.
This historic photo set was published in May '05 SCORE with both supergirls bursting off the cover. It was an extra-popular edition in the UK and the US. You'll see some video of this shoot by clicking here to the Linsey Theater. You'll note that LDM, with her unmatchable experience, takes charge of things as they pose, and is very hands-on, so to speak. Kelly, a relative rookie to naked modeling, is grateful for the pointers... and so are we...
Linsey may dress like a droog, but no worries, mates. She's not going to kick your zoobies (teeth) in like Alex was prone to doing in the movie A Clockwork Orange. (Author Anthony Burgess wrote that the title came from an old Cockney expression, 'As queer as a clockwork orange.') 'Just a quick note to tell you how great the plaid mini-skirt photo shoot [Skirtspotting] was. Each week's photos seem to be getting better and better. However, the plaid mini was the best yet. It put me in mind of a photoshoot you did a while back called Linsey Afterschool when you again wore a mini-skirt and had your hair in pigtails. It would be great if you could show the 'Linsey Afterschool' photoset again (even just for a limited time) to show off that lovely bod of yours. Lots of luv, Scott, U.K.'
Letters to Linsey: Hi Linsey, Your pictorial Arse Kicker is very, very different! I noticed that you have a piercing in your lip? I hope it's a fake one and just added for this very special pictorial. You look so beautiful without it. Your #1 Fan in Denmark, R. C., Copenhagen (Note: yes, it was not a real piercing!)
Bedroom eyes. We think Linsey Dawn has astounding bedroom eyes. Then again, most of the time we don't see them because Linsey's got bedroom hips, tits and thighs. That said, Linsey in white sends tingles up the spine. 'What do you think of my cute, pink overshirt?' The answer is that it's even cuter when it comes off and Linsey gets down to the real pink. She's ab fab. Absolutely fabulous!
Letters To LinseysWorld Ever since I discovered you on the Internet about six years ago, I was in love with you and your body! I am a big breast lover and you've made my life more complete. You have the perfect body and I love your accent. Please believe me when I say that in my eyes you are a goddess and I hope to view you for many more years to come! Sincerely, Tony. Your new photoset So Busted is absolutely gorgeous and sexy! It's like you're saying: 'You! Get over here now!' The video Linsey Nurse reminds me of the nurse video you made for Maximum Insertion. I liked the first one very, very much but in this new one you're wearing red lingerie and you look very very sexy in red! Love that video! R.
During the making of the key scenes for the DVD Linsey Dawn McKenzie Maximum Insertion, Linsey posed for several mega-sexy solo pictorials for the site. Here's one of them against a swanky staircase. The DVD was shot in Spain on the Costa Del Sol (The Sun Coast), one of the super-popular Spanish hotspots for British party people and tourists. It was also where Busty Euro Maids starring Ines Cudna, Veronika, Marketa and Iva was lensed and the girl-girl fest On Location Costa Del Sol with Kerry Marie, Cassandra, Ines and Nicole Peters.
Hi Guys, Linsey and LinseysWorld want to publish this email from one of our brave lads stationed in the middle east. We are blanking out his name and regiment. 'Godspeed their safe return to their homes in England, the States, Australia and other coalition countries.' 'Linsey, I apologise, but this has to be way shorter than I would like it to be. You see, I am writing to you from the --- Marine Regiment in Baghdad, Iraq. We've fought our way here from Kuwait. I just wanted you to know that we've spent many cold, wet and hungry nights along the way. But, we've had a few pictures of you circulating throughout the men. There are precious few, but we've managed to share as best we can. So, this is just a thank-you note for keeping us company along the way. We're all huge fans. I wish I could begin to describe what an impact you've had on the unit. But, I'm sure it doesn't take much imagination to guess exactly how you've contributed to our morale
One Into Two: From the DVD Maximum Insertion Now this is what you've been waiting for. Not only does Linsey fuck in this scene--the first hardcore since Ultimate Linsey--but it also involves a raunchy threesome with busty Czech bouncer Veronika. Let's face it. XXX should be raunchy or what's the point? The girls start off by taking turns slobbering the greasy pole of alleged fitness trainer Mr. Trousersnake, Linsey first, while still pumping pedals. Veronika fingers the shaft and feeds it to Linsey. They flick their tongues over the mast and Linsey oralizes half the shaft down her throat before giving it back to Veronika. The girls donate much oral attention before he gets to rest his hard-on over their tits while they stare at the camera (which happens to be the photo at right). On her feet, Linsey bends forward, then rotates sideways as the trainer fucks her first from behind in a standing position. Veronika climbs onto a machine and sucks off Trousersnake, then LDM gets it from behind. LDM goes for a spin on top, getting the meat-log deep. Both girls decide to refresh their mouth worship of prick, an act which Mr. Trousersnake does not complain about. LDM gets injected again in piledriver position, one of the horniest positions there is, then she holds onto the sidebars for another standing doggie while Veronika sucks LDM's coveted tits. A sidesaddle beef-injection for Linsey is next while she stares at the camera and pinches her nipples. Veronika gets on top for a while and grips cock with her cunt muscles, then they segway into an unexpected pose: Linsey doing a semi-handstand as she fills her mouth while Veronika holds LDM steady and manages to lick her arse cheeks at the same time. Next, Veronika licks Linsey's kit-kat while LDM gets the shaft from behind again. LDM decides to sit on his face and go for a mustache ride while Veronika deep throats his cock. In an unusual position (in a pictorial filled with unusual positions that would give the Royal Chinese Circus a massive charleyhorse) Linsey stands and spread-eagles herself against the bars while Veronika licks one nipple and Trousersnake rubs the head of his knob against the other nipple. Mr. Trousersnake can't hold it anymore and shoots a load onto both girls' waiting mountains as the two kneel and kiss each other. It's always nice to see buxom beauties kiss, especially when their lips glisten with nut-slop. There can be a happy ending, sometimes.
What's It Like To Be Editor Of SCORE Magazine By Dave Rosenbaum 'What's it like to be the editor of SCORE?' I get that question all the time, especially from my friends who work more normal jobs. The truth is, I really didn't realize how good I had it until my second year on the job, when one of my friends, a tool salesman, was complaining about a difficult day at work. 'I had a long day, too,' I said, totally seriously. He looked at me like he was ready to kill me. 'What did you do?' he said. 'Play with boobs?' 'No,' I said, somewhat sheepishly, realizing my day hadn't been tough at all. 'I poured lube on Sierra's pussy.' Not a lot of sympathy there. Okay, so I had also put an issue of SCORE to bed, planned another magazine and attended a few meetings. But tough? This job? No way. Near the end of 2001, a few months after Linsey Dawn McKenzie had done her first boy-girl, I was called into the studio to interview Linsey. While she was taking a bath. Naked, of course. I didn't take my clothes off and get into the bath, but I did have a hard time focusing on the interview when my eyes were focusing on Linsey's floating rockets. Linsey acted as if being interviewed while taking a bath was the most natural thing in the world. My hard-on thought otherwise. Sometimes, at the end of a long day at SCORE, one that included a video interview with a model, I'll drive home, look at the drivers in the other cars and wonder what they did today. I guarantee, their day wasn't as good as mine. I'm not bragging. Just stating the facts. (Note: Immediately after the interview, Mr. Rosenbaum, lucky bastard, wanked in the men's room at SCORE. His interview with LDM is also on the DVD The Best of Linsey Dawn McKenzie.)
